Criquet Shirts Good Green Living Recipe No. 4
Derby de Mayo: Kentucky-Flavored Fiesta
cinco
- 5 friends
- 1.75 L bourbon
- sugar & mint
- 1 metric ton queso
Make like a millinery & festoon sombreros w ribbons, plumes. Arrange friends in front of TV; place bets. Muddle organic sugar + mint w Woodford Reserve, pour into Boylan soda glasses from GreenGlass in lieu of julep cups. Serve w chips+queso. Play Rodrigo y Gabriela during commercials for balance. Win many pesos. Drink mightily.
She's the advice-giver here at Criquet. We ask her questions, she gives us answers... but she only speaks in recipes. It's a little weird, but she's always right, so we just take it for what it is. Word has it she used to be an EarthFirst!er but got kicked out for daring to show up to a tree sit with deodorant on. So now she's here with us, smelling delightful and dispensing good green living advice when she's not glued to Pinterest or going out on dates with some tall Serbian dude. We thought we'd share her with you, and she seems cool with it, but if a 6'4 Yugoslavian shows up at your door, just run, man. RUN.