Alleviate cases of Monday by reducing exposure to VOCs and toxic coworkers. Bring in badass CounterEvolution table made from reclaimed bowling lane a la Criquet Shirts & Shake Shack. Accessorize w stuff from Eco First Art. Hand out Progress Coffee to all that help. Sit back & give self raise.
She's the advice-giver here at Criquet. We ask her questions, she gives us answers... but she only speaks in recipes. It's a little weird, but she's always right, so we just take it for what it is. Word has it she used to be an EarthFirst!er but got kicked out for daring to show up to a tree sit with deodorant on. So now she's here with us, smelling delightful and dispensing good green living advice when she's not glued to Pinterest or going out on dates with some tall Serbian dude. We thought we'd share her with you, and she seems cool with it, but if a 6'4 Yugoslavian shows up at your door, just run, man. RUN.
