Wisdom from The Clubhouse

Happy Friday the 13th

Nothing like a good ‘ol Friday the 13th to kick off a long weekend filled with romance and dead presidents. Since we like you guys, we’ve put together a little survival guide if you find yourself in any horror-movie scenarios. Good luck out there.

1. DON’T GO SWIMMING IN LAKES.swim

 

2. STAY AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS.window

Really, this one is important.

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For dudes, too.

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And kids.

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3. SAY NO TO CAMPING.

 

4. DON’T SPLIT UP.

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 “Hey Kev, what do you say we split up and meet back at the lake?”  Bad Call.

 

5. DON’T RUN FROM THE KILLER.

 

6. IF YOU TRIP, GET UP AND RUN.

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7. TURN ON THE FRIGGIN’ LIGHT BEFORE YOU ENTER THE ROOM!

 

8. NO SHOWERING. 

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9. THIS ONE SHOULD GO WITHOUT SAYING, BUT STAY AWAY FROM THE DUDE IN THE MASK.

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Yeah. That one.

 

10. DON’T ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE, ESPECIALLY IF IT’S A NON-CORDLESS ONE FROM THE 1980s.

phoneWe know this is from a different movie.  Still not a good idea.